When
we finally get there, two and a half hours later, he says something like “I’m
going to go in and see how it looks, just wait here,” as my aunt and I look at
each other apprehensively on the road. There is so much snow around, in front and
on top of the house, an entire lifetime worth of snow it seems, that simply
getting to the house is no easy task for my for no longer so spry father. When
he finally does, and turns the key in the door, it sticks and he has to push on
it a few times. The wooden frame has swollen around the door. Suddenly it gives
and he disappears into the house.
Its
quiet for what seems like an eternity, probably more like ten minutes, when he
finally emerges looking crestfallen. “It’s going to need a lot of work,” he
says, “and watch your step.” I crawl over the snow banks leading to the house
first and then turn my gaze to my aunt who quickly sinks into the snow and
loses her boot.
This
is the first of many times that this happens.
She good-naturedly
interprets it as a sign that it’s time to go on a diet. By the time she gets to
the front door she is crawling on her hands and knees, bootless and sockless,
and laughing hysterically. This breaks the tension and somewhat prepares us for
the scene we are about to witness.
***
The
house is a mess. Like... unbelievable. Every room is literally upside down and
everything is on the floor. Every dish is dirty, a lot of them are covered in
mould, and they’re strewn throughout the kitchen which for some reason no
longer has a floor. Also gone is the fridge. In its place lie a pile of tools
and metal scraps. The counter seems to have been ripped out of the wall as well.
There
are two huge saws hanging ominously on the wall in the washroom. The living room
seems to be serving the sole purpose of housing part of my father’s extensive
National Geographic collection (almost as extensive as his Playboy collection)
as well as the couch, which no longer has legs and is turned over on its side.
My
old bedroom seems to have a leak, or something, as there is a huge puddle of
water by the bed. More magazines, as well as books, papers and newspaper
clippings, riddle the floor along with old photos, clothes and heavy machinery.
Right.
The
front room is full of shovels, hammers and clubs, a weaponry of sorts.
“Mr.
PĂ©quin must have come in here with a hose and let it run. I noticed some chairs
outside that looked like they had been thrown. He probably did that too,” says
my father about the neighbour, a long time enemy.
My
aunt and I look at each other silently asking the same question “Who’s responsible
for the rest of this?”
My
father goes on the roof to start shovelling snow as my aunt and I decide on the
best way to set about cleaning the house. We have no cleaning products, not
even a sponge, but find some old paper towels and decide to boil some snow, for
water.
“I have
to go to the bathroom, don’t go outside,” says my aunt with a wink after a
while. When she comes back in, she’s surprised at how nice the kitchen looks.
“Wow, great job!”
When
my dad returns from the roof a few hours later the house is looking much
better. We eat dinner, a delicious meal of bread, smoked salmon and cheese with
tomatoes and grapes, and talk about where to spend the night. We had planned on
sleeping at the cottage but it’s still so dirty, and damp, that none of us have
the heart for it. In the end, we decide to spend the night at my aunt’s cottage
nearby.
We pack
our bags, lock up and climb over the snow back to the car. For good measure, my
aunt falls through the snow a few more times.
She
isn’t laughing anymore.
***
In
the car, I notice some tears in my dad’s eyes. “What’s wrong with you?” I ask
not-so-nicely, “are you cold or crying or what?” I had only seen him cry twice
before, once when his father died and then one other time after that. “Both, I
guess,” he says. “I can’t believe I let that happen, I let a lot of things go,
I guess.”
When
we get to my aunt’s cottage, I climb through the basement window and then run
upstairs to let them in. On the way to the front door, my dad slips and falls
on some ice. I hear him yell loudly in Polish. He spends the rest of the night
complaining about the pain in his neck (his neck???) while my aunt and I try
and cheer him up.
“I’m
in pain,” he says for the millionth time. “You know what would make me feel
better?”
And
then he answers his own question.
*** I have always wanted to publish a short story or work of fiction. I decided to do it on my own blog just because I can.