But I'm back from the abyss and ready to blog about MY favourite hot dog riding songstress.
Me and my two "smileys" decided to make a 24-hour extravaganza out of the event. We booked a "shwanky" room at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel, packed a wholesome picnic that included a variety of libations and started the day off right... with a bottle of Moet & Chandon!
After a variety of activities, including a scratch-inducing dip in the hotel's hot tub and an upside-down twerking competition (also known as a twerk off), we were ready to hit the road. But not before we each found the perfect outfit to emulate, and honour, our idol.
Due to my slightly less than successful attempt to create a stunning, last-minute black and gold french manicure we arrived a few minutes late, well into Miley's first song.
Sacrilege.
And then it hit me like a ton of bricks - wrecking ball stylez.
Instead of being the coolest or best-dressed people there we were actually... the oldest.
As I ruminated on this eye-opening (and slightly depressing) turn of events I tried to imagine having to wear Miley's ultra high-cut outfits night after night.
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Speaking of grandmas... turns out we weren't the oldest people at the show after all. There was a 70 year-old woman there with her gentleman friend who was clearly having the time of her life.
As for the show, it was everything I expected. And more. The entire evening had a decidedly "turnt up" vibe that suited us just fine.
And then it ended, slightly less elegantly than it began, with a visit to McDonald's.
Moet, Miley and McDonald's. Who can ask for anything more, really?
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Haha, loved it! Still have this event ahead of me, no dressing up though.
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